An Ode To The Sacred Herbs: A Comedic Journey Of Cannabis
You never really appreciate the true humor of life until you find yourself in a cannabis dispensary in Albuquerque, NM, or better yet, in Las Cruces, NM. Then, all yourself “What’s the deal with this place?” The answer is simple – it’s the future, my friend.
Take the term ‘medical marijuana,’ for instance. Medical? Really? Because last I checked, our usual idea of ‘medical’ rarely involves lounging back with a bag of chips and laughing at reruns of ‘Seinfeld.’ But then again, people in Tesuque and Corrales, NM, didn’t become zen masters by following the usual rules, did they?
And how about the term ‘weed dispensary?’ You’ve got to love the irony. If you were caught with a bag of this ‘weed’ 30 years ago, you’d be engaging in slapstick routines with state troopers. Now? It’s on every street corner of Sunland Park, NM! No more shadowy dealings, no more sneaky little transactions, just a usual run to the store. Talk about a plot twist worth a sitcom!
Now if the term ‘weed dispensary’ makes you a little uneasy, perhaps you’d prefer ‘pot shop?’ It sounds cozy, doesn’t it? Like a cute little boutique selling ceramic pottery. But oh on the contrary, it’s a brand new world where knowing your Sativa from your Indica is as crucial as knowing your cereals!
The next stop of our tour takes us to your friendly neighborhood ‘recreational cannabis dispensary.’ Missed that kickboxing class for the 37th time? Great, because in the world of recreational cannabis, the only heavyweight lifting you’ll be involved in is a bag of Cheetos while watching Netflix.
And if you’re in Vado, NM, you can just stroll into a ‘cannabis dispensary’ and be all “Yeah, I’d love some of the Pineapple Express, please. Oh, and a gram of Purple Haze. Thanks!” Suddenly, you’re not a customer anymore; you’re more of a cannabis connoisseur!
And I’ll tell you who has this down – the folks at Sacred Garden. They’re the real professionals when it comes to all things green. From medical needs to recreational desires, they redefine the idea of a ‘garden.’ Their Albuquerque greenhouse makes botanical gardens look like empty parking lots! Whether you’re in Tesuque, Corrales, Vado, or good old Las Cruces, NM, you can’t help but feel that sacred connection.
So, there you have it, Marvelous world of ‘medical marijuana dispensaries,’ ‘weed dispensaries,’ ‘pot shops,’ ‘recreational cannabis dispensaries,’ and good old ‘cannabis dispensaries.’ At Sacred Garden, they’ve all comedically merged into one amazing adventure. And who knows? Maybe someday we’ll see drive-thrus. But until then, let’s appreciate the ironic hilarity of our buzzed, high and stoned journey.
After all, life is just a sitcom, and we’re all in it for the laughter – right?